A culture whose people make a show of performative revulsion at the unearned wealth and celebrity of, say, Kim Kardashian, arrays itself and its cameras in twinkling wonder around this empty, accomplishment-free nitwit, as though he were an actual world leader and not the grotesquely coddled inheritor of a trust-fund stuffed by centuries of outright theft. At least Kim Kardashian has a goddamn iPhone app. She’s done more with her life than this patchy-haired grub-man, this toothy dishrag of a person, ever will.

Holy crap, Albert Burneko, from Deadspin, just wrote the meanest, most hilarious article about the British Royal Family (via and-what-of-my-wrath)

where the lies at tho?

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