The Signs as U.S. States

Aries: Florida
Taurus: Oregon
Gemini: New York
Cancer: Georgia
Leo: California
Virgo: Nevada
Libra: Maine
Scorpio: Colorado
Sagittarius: New Mexico
Capricorn: Washington
Aquarius: Alaska
Pisces: Hawaii

mrsquidgereen:

plot twist: bioware DOES give us a wolf hunt dlc but it’s about fenris hunting tevinter slavers

eponymous-rose:

piersquare:

did no one ever really look at saren. Like actually look at him. They acted like he looked normal. A normal turian. “The weird tubes in his face and glowing robot eyes are nothing to suggest that he might have allied himself with a race of giant robot overlords, thats ridiculous shepard why did we even make you a spectre.”

this is one of the funniest things in the game. apparently they had a “normal” skin for saren they were going to use for all these scenes, but they either screwed it up or ran out of time and applied the endgame skin right from the start. so we get robo-saren from day one and a weird moment late in the game where we’re meant to be like WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SAREN only he looks just as ridiculous as he did through the entire game. amazing.

polobrando:

cali folk talking a lot

yall better conserve yall saliva

k1mkardashian:

whenever a friend tells me another friend’s business i be like “omg tell me everything!! details!!” cuz i’m nosy but in my mind i be like “hmmm okay i can’t trust this hoe….”

glory-to-cobrastan:

shabangles:

When I start to get emotional I immediately think “I’m so gay” and this is because straight people actually don’t have emotions

this is false and heterophobic. straight people have a panorama of emotions including:

• outrage


• jealousy


• Situational Benevolence (aka “don’t fight hate w/ hate”)


• sports


• umami, the “Fifth Emotion”


• TGIF

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yourmomisproblematic:

monosexism vs radiqueer