life during the alpha male uprising

xenosagaepisodeone:

me, a lone beta wandering the desolate wasteland: *spots a beta safe haven and rushes towards it*

adult man in fakku t shirt at the entrance: halt! are you alpha, beta………or a woman? *beta guards behind him downturn their eyes and grit their teeth in anger*

me: *extracts bottle of my own piss from my bag* a beta

adult man in fakku t shirt: *hoverhands his arms around me* my brother……welcome, we may not be plenty in number, but abundance in broship and feels