glory-to-cobrastan:

shabangles:

When I start to get emotional I immediately think “I’m so gay” and this is because straight people actually don’t have emotions

this is false and heterophobic. straight people have a panorama of emotions including:

• outrage


• jealousy


• Situational Benevolence (aka “don’t fight hate w/ hate”)


• sports


• umami, the “Fifth Emotion”


• TGIF