I’ve been living like this longer than I ever lived without being a fucked up snarl of hatred and more hatred and rage and guilt and shame. Great job, me. Cheers, gg on getting this far. Here’s to twelve years of nothing but straight fuck ups. 

PSA: don’t fuck kids or they end up like me and you don’t want anything to be like me, ever. I’m going to go smash a bottle of vodka over my head and then lick the shards clean.