hawkelahawke:

GOLDEN DRAGON AGE PUNS from R/DRAGONAGE

thank you lovablelycanthrope for this list:

• Do you think Alistair was any good at basketball? Because it feels like every conversation with him is all about Duncan.


• Needed names for my save files for the Sacred Ashes quest in order to go down both paths. I chose Reavin’ Ain’t Easy and Urning My Keep.


• Being a Darkspawn has to suck. You don’t even get to have a lot of things in your life because you always have to pack Blight.


• Dwarf Leadership: Some Assembly Required


• Apparently, Mages in Dragon Age go crazy if you take away their potions. Something about that causes them to enter a state of de-lyrium.


• Fereldan finances didn’t do so well during the blight. Apparently investments produced Loghains that year.


• Hawke was disappointed in the lack of parades in Kirkwall considering how it had been advertised with Free Marches


• The part of the group of qunari who were captured in the Deep Roads voted against being turned into Darkspawn, but their vote was ogre-turned.


• Sten’s remarkably happy most of the time, all things considered. His personal quest is one of the few times you see him being Beresad.