glowcloud:

types of english majors

• girl with opinions on everything who talks like she is on tumblr all the time, if u have a class with her you dont have to do the reading because she’ll talk the whole time


• guy who exclusively writes poems about his penis and masturbation


• guy with entry level liberal opinions about feminism who thinks he is a feminist scholar


• girl who loves to describe herself as a book lover, her facebook profile picture is her holding a book, she takes group projects way too seriously


• guy with something misogynist to say about every literary work ever created


• sad boy who exclusively listens to arcade fire and wilco


• overachiever who wants to talk to you about her thesis


• group of stoners that all smoke weed together and dont start their papers until 4 AM


• anxious gay man


• girl who really wishes she was french for some reason


• girl who always gets called out for texting in class but doesnt care. she is tired


• very untalented person who is determined to be a novelist 


• person who doesn’t do any of the reading and makes something up completely for every paper


• anime fans