im fucking a guy who ate a slug when he was 18 and it had a parasite and he got brain damage and now he has to use viagra because the slug danged up his penis what do i do

christiandinoor:

bonerfart:

Finding a church can be a difficult, time consuming experience. It often takes a great deal of patient persistence, especially if you are looking for a church after moving into a new community. Usually, you can only visit one, or possibly two churches a week, so the search for a church can drag out over a period of months. Don’t forget to pray and seek the Lord through the process of finding a church.

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