Interviewer: What qualifications do you think make you right for this job?
Me: I know every kind of internet fuckery there is. I can tell an MRA from a PUA at fifty paces. I seen three brony nazis. I once wrangled me a North Koreaboo. I seen a whole twitter dedicated to heightism. One night I saw abortion called a "white feminist issue." I seen a petition to get the Federal Trade Commission to change a video game ending. That's how I got this *gestures to the scar across my face with my thumb.*